Sunday, January 17, 2010

Castle News



06-10-2009




The final Tourney took place yestereve. The two teams competing against one another for the ICC Chalice of Champions, were the Black Helmuts hailing from the Island of the long white cloud. Their indeginous warriors were most rude of manner and stuck out their tonques, whilst making obscene gestures at anyone who challenged them.






The challengers were the Austra Aliens, who had long been the thorn in the side of our team particularly. Descende from thieves and criminals, there was an air of unseemliness about them, that rankled. They always appeared unwashed, and insisted on chewing pieces of gum with open mouths, and then spat them out on the field of play. How uncouth. It seemed that their indigenous warriors were better behaved than them.
The event would be contested over fifty jousts, by eleven knights per team. Each one was chosen by a renowned group of experienced Knights from the respective Kingdoms, who had retired due to injury or age.
Needless to say it was better to support the Black Helmuts, now that our own heroes had been defeated earlier. Our woes were to persist though, as the Austra Asians were the victors on the night, beating the opposition with six Knights still unchallenged.
Twas in truth a bitter pill to swallow, but truth be told, one had to admire the worthiness of this team of Knights. Mayhap next time, our team would find victory in the tourney.

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